Let the mud slinging begin! In a new commercial, comedian Colin Quinn is launching a smear campaign on the world’s great empires to promote his new solo Broadway show, Long Story Short. Quinn and director Jerry Seinfeld take down the political missteps that led to the rise and fall of world powers from the Greeks and Romans to the British and beyond. Check out his Broadway campaign ad below—then get tickets to see the show, which begins previews on October 22 at the Helen Hayes Theatre.